Soap is not a condiment
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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