So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Randomize
