Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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