Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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