I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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