I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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