If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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