perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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