thus making me awesome and them whores
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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