I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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