Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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