You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
My cat gives me a boner
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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