you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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