Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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