My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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