Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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