I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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