Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You can make out without kissing
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