yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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