What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just googled if crying burns calories
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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