This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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