Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i will never coherently bang her
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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