Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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