The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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