what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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