worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
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