is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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