During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Shame - the story of my life.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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