i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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