I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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