The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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