Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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