If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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