it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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