You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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