Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She even gives head with a lisp.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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