hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I just found puke in my bra..
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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