dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Green mimosas i think yes
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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