The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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