haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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