we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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