that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
