My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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