don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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