The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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