just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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