what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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