i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
