Taylor Swift is so right about you.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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