god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I believe in your delicious
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
